Winner of the “Worst Church Sign I’ve Seen in a Long While” award:
“Read the Bible: It’ll scare the hell out of you!”
Consolation prize: “God has no hands; only ours.”
(I wonder if we can get those printed on a t-shirt?) ;)
Comment by Jenn
February 18, 2007 @ 1:34 pm
Two from local churches that I have seen with my own two rolling eyes: 
With the award for the most succinct statement of their theology (seen on a CofC):
“Visitors Welcome. Members Expected.”
And the “Duh” Award goes to the Baptist church down the road:
“Think about eternity. It’s so eternal.”
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