If I didn’t have such a low self-image already….. Brant provides us with an almost perfect mathematical formula for determining your odds with a particular someone. Going with his variables, I come out with a -237. Not so good. What he leaves out is the lady’s mental state. The secret is to pop the question when their defenses are down. Like when they have flu-like symptoms and haven’t had any decent rest for the past 24 hours. Hey, it worked for me… :).

This one’s for you, honey (don’t shoot me) :