Welcome to Parenthood 101 … You Suck!

Posted on March 12, 2008 by jlove

Well, it has been quite an eventful 4+ days / nights for us. On Saturday, our son (our first child) was born. Labor was long and intensive for Reon, but we made it through and everyone has been doing well, for the most part.

I have way too many thoughts to write concerning the whole labor / delivery thing. WOW! Amazing, scary, exhausting, miraculous are all words that come to mind. However, this post is dedicated to the after birth phase…coming home for the first time as new parents.

So I was thinking, laughing and crying yesterday morning after our first night at home…an all-nighter due to feeding issues (which we are working through and are getting better). I was telling Reon that I’ve never felt about as incompetent as I did trying to get our crying son to sleep at 3:30 am when Reon is exhausted due to several nights of missed sleep and 14 hours of labor. Thus…this is where the name of the post came from. I realized how funny this whole learning process is and just how incompetent I am in trying to care for this infant who can’t speak my language.

I decided we are taking a course called ‘Welcome to Parenthood 101′ and that the first lesson was entitled ‘You Suck!’. I hope it comes across as funny, b/c I mean it as such. Nothing like a little 6 pound baby to make a grown man feel worthless. :)

However, I realize in the midst of this is God’s grace. We are cared for. He gives us the ability to raise his children and makes them resistent enough to handle our blunders.

Overall, we are doing well. Mom is getting some sleep today, so that makes Dad feel better. BTW, I’m not feeling down on myself, so I hope this post comes across with the smile it should have. I’m amazed at God’s plan for his creation and only desire your prayers as we continue to work our way through this course entitled ‘Welcome to Parenthood 101′.

Anyone care to tell me what the second lesson is??? ;)

12 Comments »

Comment by Jenn

March 12, 2008 @ 2:12 pm

Don’t even think about the second lesson yet!!!!

You guys are experiencing what I call LOSS - Lack of Sleep Syndrome. This is the exact point at which Brian and I realized that, although we had life together as just the two of us pretty well figured out, we were essentially back to square one. Not only with how to deal with the baby, but also with how to deal with each other. We both had needs and roles to fill that we had never had before. It seemed to me that we were experiencing a whole new facet of each other, and it wasn’t easy. The key for us was communication. Tell each other how you feel, and don’t be easily offended when the answer is something like, “I feel like I want a shower and for you to take this baby and leave me alone for a while.” :D (Both Mom and Dad sometimes feel that way, btw!)

Don’t worry. Like most “God things,” it’s hard, but worth it. I can’t wait to see where the Lord leads you two through parenthood. You are already so much further along than we were when we were there. ;) Don’t forget that you guys are covered head to toe with the prayers of lots of folks or that we are just a phone call away if you need a sympathetic ear.

Comment by Brian

March 12, 2008 @ 4:14 pm

Anyone care to tell me what the second lesson is???

It goes like this :

“Hmmm, this seems to be getting a little easier. We must be getting pretty good at this baby thing.”

*teething*personality*crawling*sickness*gas*new personality*falls*scrapes*exploration*mind of his own*yet more personality*crawling*walking*riding*driving(eeek!)*

“Nope, I still suck”

Comment by Lynn

March 12, 2008 @ 10:18 pm

Congratulations!

I’ve got one in college, one turning 16 tomorrow, and one who will be 9 later on this year, and I still suck!

Comment by Jenn

March 12, 2008 @ 10:36 pm

I noticed that Brian conspicuously left out “dating.” I think that’s a bigger “eek” for me than driving!

Comment by Jungle Pop

March 12, 2008 @ 10:59 pm

By the way, Parenthood 102, 201 and 202 are also subtitled, “You Suck!” So get used to it. :^)

Comment by Rong

March 13, 2008 @ 11:23 am

First off, congratulations!!
I wholly agree with Lynn and Jungle Pop, but I will say this. Enjoy him now while you can. In my mind what you are experiencing are some of the best years with your child.
No talking = No back talking.
No walking = No running away.
No independence = dependence. (believe me in 15yrs. you’ll be happy if he thinks he still needs you)

Future advice - as my Dad would say, “at about 18 you’ll find them sitting on the top of Jack Ass Ridge… They do come down eventually.”

Enjoy it while it lasts.

Comment by Milly

March 13, 2008 @ 11:44 am

It’s a wonderful blessing. Keep telling yourself that. I nursed my daughter because of the son’s health issues. She only wanted me and when I needed rest I went to the bottle. Stood in the kitchen crying my eyes out because she wouldn’t sleep and only wanted me. My husband looked at me apologized for having to go to work and left. It gets better I promise. You’ll find your way.

God bless and BTW they become teenagers in a blink of an eye. I love the teen. Enjoy all phases.

Comment by Kathy

March 13, 2008 @ 5:01 pm

Congratulations!!!!

I remember learning early on in that particular class that the meaning of the phrase “sleep like a baby” was not what I had thought all those years prior to having one. :-P

By the way, Parenthood 102, 201 and 202 are also subtitled, “You Suck!” So get used to it. :^)

I agree! I seem to know less about it, the older I get. I can’t remember the coursework from previous levels, and the labs never work the way the book says. *Sigh*

Fortunately I have these wonderful sons to love, that is the redeeming upside!

Comment by jlove

March 15, 2008 @ 8:07 pm

Thanks everyone for the encouragement, reminders and laughs! It’s always good to know other folks have been where you are and survived. :)

We are doing well. We made it through week 1 and are optimistic about week 2.

‘Lenny’ is beginning to sleep more, so we hope that will continue. However, I agree with Kathy - I definitely haven’t seen him ’sleep like a baby’ yet. Hopefully that will change.

Thanks again everyone for the support! I look forward to more good discussions about parenthood in the future.

Comment by TulipGirl

March 16, 2008 @ 10:08 am

Rejoicing with you on your little one!

(And yup, I suck at it, too.)

Comment by Reon

March 16, 2008 @ 10:32 am

Hooray for Lenny who went over 4 hours between feedings last night!! Who’s the world’s most perfect baby?! :)

Comment by Lynn

April 5, 2008 @ 8:46 am

How’s he doing now? Thinking of you, and remembering those days.

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